ragreynolds
milkofmarrow asked:
how much of your about is real??? just out of curiousity

milkofmarrow:

ragreynolds:

Every word is true, although I should probably update it.

i’m almost positive that this is not true

Explain yourself.

eribyss:

stop him

eribyss:

stop him

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

dexmanning:

How to deal with your mistakes:

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How NOT to deal with your mistakes:

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Both are bad ways. You should NEVER apologise for a joke you tell, or for something you say. Anyone that does immediately loses any respect I ever had for them.

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • nemo-beatrice:

    sarawrdraws:

    five-years-gone:

    bookwormllama:

    Apologized: Shane Dawson

    Yet to Apologize:
    Tyler Oakley
    Sam Pepper
    Alex Day
    JonTron

    Dont fucking lump JonTron in with Sam Pepper wtf is this

    What did Tyler Oakley do? And JonTron shouldn’t be lumped into this, wow.

    What about other people like Alex Ramos and Onision? And Nash even though he’ll never apologize.

    Edit: Oh and what did Tyler do? I never catch up to YouTubers.

    When these people apologise, it just makes them worse than they were before. You should NEVER apologise for anything.

    the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

    the-groundskeeper:

    what i did in graphic design class today is

    dennys:

    philtardis:

    You cannot hate the Denny’s tumblr

    i mean you could, but why would you deny yourself something so good?

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    when you bustin tha nut and she keep suckin

    image

    sighconic:

    this conversation changed me

    twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

    twentydeepsteps:

    twentydeepsteps:

    I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

    update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

    pretzelsnake:

    m0n64 submitted:

    For when you find that specal someone
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

    an eggagment ring

    DELETE YOUR BLOG